SOL28, Guinea Pig Reverse Haikus

SOL28, Guinea Pig Reverse Haikus

For those that do not know, I own two guinea pigs, Norman and Bamboo. They are cute, but needy and sometimes obnoxious, and yes, squeaky. Today, for example, they were very squeaky, loud, and kind of intrusive.

They sit, squeaking in their cage,
nothing I can do,
they will not accept any food.

I hold them for quite a while,
it is to no avail,
they squeak no matter my efforts.

Oh well, I have to give up,
they are there squeaking,
forevermore, for all time.

I just wish they would be quiet,
for they are guinea pigs,
and guinea pigs will always squeak.