SOL11, Lit Clickbait
This post is Lit. It is totally the bomb.com. Dab.
The internet is like the best.
Like fab.
Like 100 coats of fab.
I would like Pewdie without it.
Like where else can I hit such a lit whip?
I mean, like I would totally cut myself with a 1000 degree knife if I did not have it.
I would totally make this into a vine.
wait.
RIP vine.
Is Charlie even there?
I only got to 15 in the chubby bunny challenge.
Of course I need to see someone make a sardine smoothie!
Like, I would die without Carpool Karaoke,
I mean,
who wouldn't?
Youtube is the best,
I mean #Glitterforever17!
DIY is life.
Let me whip on that statement.
Kanye will be great in 2020.
I need to vlog this speech.
OMG!
I forgot to Insta my dinner.
I guess I will snap my shame.
Oh, Computer,
TTYL
GTG
BYEEEEEEE
This was not meant to offend any teenagers, it is just a representation of what many people are like in the modern world, and shows how awful our country will be in approximately five years. If this offended you, please contact idon'tgiveacrap@gmail.bs
Thanks!
This post in no way agrees with the beliefs of Miles, it is just a lesson for the new generation, simply stating WTF.
I saw your comment on the main blog and was utterly terrified and slightly excited at the same time. I mean, did you do research or something? I honestly don't understand half of these.
ReplyDeleteOkay. Matrixes exist. A quarter. I completely agree with this post-- at least, the last sentence. Wonderful post! The more I read it, the more I see-- which is completely ridiculous considered that this is the shallowest post you've ever written, hands down. Great job!